Jokes: English-Malay Translation Fail!!

Hey guys! Here's a question for you..

What do you call beatles in the Malay lauguage?

Don't know...?
Lets use the amazing 'Google Translate'..
Set from English to Malay then type "beatles"..

Waa..Lah!!!

GIVE IT A TRY!!! ~

STOP!!! Forwarding the Crap to me....

Hi y'all... Have you received so many e-mails which are all craps? Or requests from your friends in facebook and others craps..? What a better way to tell them to stop...

Enjoy.. ~~

Now you know... Just send this video.. It speaks for itself... LOL ~

Remember: Talk, Eat and Sleep more ~~

Bad Hair Day!!! LOL

Hi y'all... Its been a long time since my last update... its because i'm very lazy.. haha.. all is well... HEY.. take a look at my cute dog.. yeah, a real doggy..ok..

This is Belle.. cute right? with her long furry hair..

So me and my dad decided to cut and groom her hair.. well, one thing led to another.. my cute belle became even cuter.. 

 how does she look? 

I can't stop laughing looking at her... she looks just like a toy poodle with a very bad dog groomer... haha.. oh well, eventually her hair will grow back.. :p

Thanks for stopping by... 

I will come with more updates sooooooooooonn...

Remember: Talk, Eat and Sleep more....

Emergency!! You'll need it!!

I just open my hotmail and I got an e-mail from my dad.. Obviously, I sudden check my e-mails.. The e-mail was about emergency number for us to use in time of needs.. Before that ready your Bible ya..

Emergency Telephone Numbers

These are more effective than 911

When -

You are sad, phone John 14

You have sinned, phone Psalm 51

You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91

People have failed you, phone Psalm 27

If feels as though God is far from you, phone Psalm 139

Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11

You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23

You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19-34

You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13

You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18

You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39

You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30

If feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone Psalm 90

You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30

You are leaving home for a trip, phone Psalm 121

You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87

You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1

Inflation's and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31

You are depressive, phone Psalm 27

Your bank account is empty, phone Psalm 37

You lose faith in mankind, phone 1 Corinthians 13

It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John 15

You are losing hope, phone Psalm 126

You feel the world is small compared to you, phone Psalm 19

You want to carry fruit, phone John 15

With big opportunity/discovery, phone Isaiah 55

To get along with other people, phone Romans 12

ALTERNATE NUMBERS

For dealing with fear, call Psalm 47

For security, call Psalm 121:3

For assurance, call Mark 8:35

For reassurance, call Psalm 145:18

Give it a try..You never know it might help...

Thanks for e-mail Dad...

Just for Our sharing..^^

Revealed : What I Did last CNY?

It's already been 5 days after CNY.. I did said I will post a new one on the 2nd day of CNY. Well, my reason is I have turn into a fat Pig for two days. I was tired and too full. My gosh, I had to open my button jean. There goes my diet and my belly never been smaller. On the 2nd day, I went to Resort World S'pore with my uncle and aunty. Accompany them for the day trip there..

lovely couple right? ^^

When I saw the Merlion, It remind me miss Qmar's joke!.."up here mermaid, down there lion.".. I was hoping to meet him there, beside the the statue.. well, too bad.

For those who born on the year of the rabbit. Guess what? I found a big cute flowery bunny for you..If you want the one beside it, take a number please..^^

Want to see my future and only in my dream car? It's a Lamborghini! Orange colour! She lies beautifully in the casino. It's my first time going into a casino and what an eye opening..Money sign blinking everywhere. 

Is she a beauty?

After the short trip, we went to Vivocity for lunch. Yeah, it's already 3pm that time.. We went to the Marche', the food there was like heaven on earth..Delicious! The Spanish paella was awesome. See for yourself..

I heard that there is Marche' in KL..Will save some money to go there.. Who wants to follow?

Be Happy and Smile Always ya!

Oh my CARB!

I had a wonderful Chinese new year dinner with my uncle's family gathering. Actually my aunty's husband's sister's house..Did you get that? I don't really know all of them but the foods was great though..evil laugh* At least I know the closes family members..right? Because it's a family dinner, I ate a lot..yeah a lot..stress you know..

I just knew that Senai airport new mall has finish.. The last time I came like a year ago, the front of the airport was closed and seal up..now its open and looks incredible..Yup, the mall is right in front of the airport acts like a big entrance..I took some pictures though but its not good..Well, using handphone cam, what do you expect?

Guess what? My uncle's sister "tapau" for me some left over food home..Oh my Carb! That's my supper..^^ a heavy one..hello carb!.. But I did get 3 reds so nevermind the Carb..smile*

Enjoy your holiday everybody!!! Don't forget to talk, eat and sleep.. lazyB..over and out...

How You Doing? ^^

Firework + alarm = CNY eve!

The noise of Chinese New Year is here again..Fireworks everywhere..and goes the cars and house alarms..I think Kathy Perry should come to Malaysia to perform Firework for the new year eve..That will be a BOOM BOOM POW! 

See..she also want to light up..because she's a firework!

On CNY eve i got some berries and strawberries instead of mandarin orange..Thank you uncle for the fruits..These is my mandarin berries!

How You Doing? ^^